Coming up on Monday...

On Monday, I'm putting a blog post out on act-outs. A snippet:

For those who don't know, an "act-out" or "act-break" is simply that moment before the adverts in an episode of television. It has to make you want to keep watching while all those shiny products are advertised. Writers of TV are aware of the adverts and consequently adapt their writing to the time constraints. So they're very important.

I'll be going through almost all of my TV DVDs and making notes of the act-outs to see how they work etc. Monday will see Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 3; Buffy is a great example to use because the supernatural/action genre has textbook act-outs to learn from - very useful! It's extremely easy for me now because I've watched all of Buffy, Angel and Firefly about 10 times over!

Then on Wednesday, I'll do a quick analysis of how they work and why. Then it's on to Buffy season 4 and Angel season 1 (when I've finished my latest viewing)

Watch this space!

4 songs for the election

WARNING - very strong, anti-oppression language ahead, and general anarchy! You have been warned.....

With that whole political election thingy imminent, I believe there are 4 songs you need to get you through:

The Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK
"I wanna be an anarchist!"

Goes without saying! I believe there's already a campaign going on facebook to make this number 1 during election week.



The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

Does anything ever change?



Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"

Because life would be boring if everyone did what they were told!



Metallica - So What? (original by The Anti-Nowhere League)
Who cares, who cares what you do?

To all those politicians who boast about their achievements - so what?




So now you know how to get through the election - repeat the above until you're all warm inside. Laters!

Great Screen Moments - The Terminator

Come with me if you want to live!



Written by: James cameron

Child decisions

I'm not a huge fan of Harry Potter, but I found the latest movie rather enjoyable, apart from the instances where it's obvious JK Rowling doesn't know how teenage boys behave - I stand firm that the series would be 10x better had the protagonist been female. Anyway, I thought I'd share this particular scene from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:

Dumbledore steps back, ponders the basin. Notes the CRYSTAL GOBLET
sitting beside it. Smiles ruefully.

                                DUMBLEDORE
                  It has to be drunk.                  (as Harry reacts)
            You remember the condition on
            which I brought you with me?
Harry starts to respond.    Stops.   Nods.

                                DUMBLEDORE
                  This potion might paralyze me. It
            might cause me to forget why I'm
            here. It might create so much
            pain I beg for relief. You are
            not to indulge these requests,
            Harry. It is your job to make
            sure I keep drinking this potion
            even if you have to force it down
            my throat. Understood?
                                HARRY
                  Why can't I drink it, sir?

                                DUMBLEDORE
                  Because I am much older, much
            cleverer... and much less
            valuable.
                 (taking the goblet)
            Your good health, Harry.

Dumbledore dips the goblet into the gleaming liquid and brings
it to his lips. Drinks deep. Closes his eyes.
                                   HARRY
                  Professor?

Dumbledore shakes his head, silencing Harry, then dips the
goblet once more. Twice more he drinks. His hand TREMBLES
and he grips the side of the basin.

                                  HARRY
                  Professor?    Can you hear me?

Dumbledore says nothing. The corners of his eyes TWITCH.
His hand TREMBLES, savagely this time, and he nearly drops
the goblet. Harry reaches out, steadies his hand.
                                DUMBLEDORE
                  Don't... don't make me...

Harry eyes Dumbledore's anguished face, steels himself.

                                HARRY
                  You... you can't stop, Professor.
            You've got to keep drinking. Like
            you said. Remember.

                                   DUMBLEDORE
                  Nooooooo!!!
Harry staggers back, so primal is Dumbledore's plea.
Dumbledore's arm goes slack, the goblet clanging dully
against the side of the basin. Harry takes a breath, steps
forward, places his hand over Dumbledore's, lifts the cup.

                                DUMBLEDORE
                  Make it stop... Please... make it
            stop...

                                HARRY
                  It will, sir. It'll stop.     But
            only if you drink...

Harry, his own hand TREMBLING now, tips the goblet over
Dumbledore's lips.

                                  DUMBLEDORE
                  My fault.    It's all my fault...

Harry brings the goblet up once more. Dumbledore drinks.

                                DUMBLEDORE
                  Too much... I can't... take it...
            I want... to die... kill... kill
            me... KILL ME, HARRY!
                                  HARRY
                  What?

                                DUMBLEDORE
                  Your word, Harry! Your word!

                                  HARRY
                  No...

                                  DUMBLEDORE
                  KILL ME!    IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
  
Harry stands paralyzed, unsure what to do. Then...

Dumbledore collapses, rolls onto his back. Harry pelts
forward, dips the goblet into the basin and kneels by
Dumbledore.

                                HARRY
                  One more. Just one more. And
            then -- I promise... I'll do what
            you say.

Dumbledore, jaw clinched shut, eyes Harry.
                                  HARRY
                  I promise.

Dumbledore's jaw relaxes and Harry pries open his mouth,
tips the liquid down his throat. Pain ripples through
Dumbledore's face. He tries to speak, Harry eyeing him
with trepidation, fearful of what he will request.
Again and again Dumbledore struggles and then...
his eyes...open. Find Harry.

                                 DUMBLEDORE
                  Water.
A shudder of relief goes through Harry.

Rather impressive, no? The key to this scene is that the tension builds and builds to the climactic ending when Harry must force Dumbledore to drink. Had this not been the case, there'd have been no reason for Mr Potter to go cave-dwelling at all!

That's the problem with having a child protagonist - you have to make sure they aren't just along for the ride - they have to make decisions, they have to act, they have to be the protagonist.

For example, the above scene could have been written with Dumbledore forcing himself to drink from the goblet, leaving Harry to watch on in awe. That would render Harry a passive - and consequently pointless - character.

In broader terms, take a look at the story of Harry Potter on the whole - the boy makes a conscious decision to enter this magical world. Yes, he is taken there by Hagrid, but it's ultimately his decision. Just like the decision to walk through the wardrobe in The Chronicles of Narnia. Or Lyra's decision to get involved in events in Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy. Or little Kevin, whose own beha viour and charatcer is what results in him being left home alone.

All these child characters act, as opposed to being passive protagonists who are merely acted upon. You have to make sure your character is one of those kinds - they make decisions!

So I might not like a lot about JK Rowling, but she definitely understands that a character has to act, rather than take a back seat. That said, take a look at this fight scene from The Order of the Phoenix - is Harry making decisions here? Is he acting? Is he the protagonist? Does it matter if he's not in this one moment? You be the judge.

Arnie quotes

Arnold Schwarzenegger may not be everyone's up of tea. You may think some of his movies are crap (they are), you may think he's not the best actor in the world (he's not) and you may think he ain't the smartest chap on the planet (he isn't). But my love of Arnie began when I was about 7 and I saw The Terminator - I was terrified of this giant foreign monster, an unstoppable force killing his way to the savior of mankind!

Now one of my friends hates the guy - but this is the lady who's never seen The Terminator! Or Terminator 2! Seriously! I know!!!!

Something I really admire about Arnie is his determination. He set out to be a bodybuilder (he was a pretty small kid at age 15 but by 22 he was Mr Universe). He conquered the bodybuilding world and then set his sights on something else - to be the greatest action star. He achieved it! The day of the action star is long dead now (if you ask me, it died round about the time Arnie did Terminator 3 and Willis made Die Hard 4).

He has a brilliant (and sometimes scary) determination and self-motivation. He finished the action world having conquered it and set his sights on politics. I have no doubt he won't quit until he becomes president, even if that is currently impossible (what with him not being American born). We shall see.....

Anyway, on a monthly basis I like to throw myself into a few Arnie quotes because some are pretty inspiring. Enjoy:

Everything I have, my career, my success, my family, I owe to America.

Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed.

For me life is continuously being hungry. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer.

I didn't leave bodybuilding until I felt that I had gone as far as I could go. It will be the same with my film career. When I feel the time is right, I will then consider public service.

I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.

I knew I was a winner back in the late sixties. I knew I was destined for great things. People will say that kind of thinking is totally immodest. I agree. Modesty is not a word that applies to me in any way - I hope it never will.

Learned helplessness is the giving-up reaction, the quitting response that follows from the belief that whatever you do doesn't matter.

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

Just to finish things off, let's have another look at some of the best Arnie quotes from the movies:



"I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy!"

We're in need of....

...a new decent horror movie with a dentist who tortures people for a living.

I had a big old tooth taken out this morning (I'd chipped it or something!). It wasn't the nicest experience ever! I sat there with metal pliers in my mouth while listening to Muse on the radio. I'm now popping pills every two hours cos this shit hurts! Seriously!

Anyway, that's all. Not sure why I bothered posting, actually. Oh well.....