Tuesday, 1 January 2008

Contact me

Feel free to get in touch. Any feedback, networking, friendship etc welcome. I should say - there are several ways to contact me. The first (and probably most convenient) method is by this thing called "e-mail."
E-mail - neilbakerwrites@gmail.com
Now e-mail is for the people who like things easy. The more adventurous among you will no doubt thirst for something a little more challenging. I emplore you, then, to use facebook. This involves clicking the below link and sending me a message or (if you're feeling particularly adventurous) adding me as a friend. Go on, I dare you!
Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/neilbakercreates
Last but not least, there is a third way to contact me. I should warn you in advance - this one is for the hardcore communicators! Seriously, only if you really need to get in touch should you even contemplate such a method. Still willing to give it a shot? Yes? You're sure? Ok....don't say I didn't warn you!
  1. Acquire a set of Nordic runes. To the uninformed these will strongly resemble pebbles.
  2. Take said runes/pebbles and hurl them as high as you can into the air.
  3. As fast as possible, think your message (yes, think - the gods need no words). Please note: it is very important that you think fast - for when the runes land, your message is over. Twitter - eat your heart out!
  4. Wait. For a very long time. The gods will eventually pass your message along, but they are very busy folk: slaying giants, fighting wars, triggering Ragnarok and whatnot.
When I receive your message, I'll be sure to reply. Probably by the above method, but possibly by picking up this thing called a "telephone".

I look forward to hearing from you!

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