If in doubt, blame a woman

I finally gave in, after saying for ages I never would. I've joined twitter. You can blame Michelle for this - it's all her fault!

Anyway, I have no friends or buddies or whatever the hell you have on twitter so please follow me (I think that's right).

Let me know your twittery things and I'll follow you too. Actually, I think I'll call it stalking - following just seems to be hiding something. Let's be open about this!